Donald Reagan

A member of the Presidential Polycule, Donald Reagan is a Frankenstein's monster-like creature created by sewing Donald Trump's left half to Ronald Reagan's right. This was a mistake made when the scientists putting him together were attempting to create the perfect presidential candidate by sewing together Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, who would then compete against another experiment in which Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton were sewed together. Instead, they accidentally sewed together Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump. Seeing this as a golden opportunity to publicly denounce conservatism, Donald Reagan was added to the Presidential Polycule and is regularly the "pillow princess bottom bitch", as quoted by the creators.